This is the story of me and my first ever boyfriend Roland, taking place in the fall of 2007. Shortly after I turned 11 years old. I had known Roland since Kindergarten, and before this time never really had that much interest in him. I narrow down my lack of interest to two reasons: I … Continue reading Love’s a bitch: I was almost a sister-wife
Hey guys, it's been a minute. As some of you may have noticed I've spent the last few months away from working on the bitch blog, but don't worry, I haven't stopped being a bitch. I've been spending some time to focus on my work, my self, and to better some of the situations in … Continue reading I love women!!!!
Okay bitches, I have a bone to pick with you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. I see you, looking through people's Facebook's and Instagrams being like, "Wow Susan has the new years resolution to lose weight, how original." Well, fuck you, bitch. I really tend to hate people this time of year. Not because of … Continue reading New year, new me right?
I've had multiple people since I started this blog ask me, "why don't you write about your current relationships," "are you with anyone? It would be so fun to read about it," "you're always talking about your exes, any current boys in your life?" By multiple people, I mean four, and one of them may … Continue reading Love’s a bitch: my first love
Say what you will about Brenda, but she just happens to be one of the most important ladies in my life. I know, a lot of people say this about their moms, but for me, it’s true beyond the fact that she happened to birth me.* *Note: There are many "witnesses" that claim that they … Continue reading Bitches I hope to be like part four: my mom
This is a piece that I've been trying to work on for a while, but have struggled to write because I don't feel like making myself a martyr for a cause that most people will feel is non-existent or unimportant. Nonetheless, this is how I feel, and how a lot of people feel, and honestly, … Continue reading Hi my name is Kristen, and I’m not a size zero
I wrote this piece about six months ago for a different blog I was running but thought that it would be a good one to renew with a couple of edits, a little bit more bitchiness and a lot more embarrassing pictures. You're welcome. Yes. Believe it or not, someone actually thinks I take care of … Continue reading Someone asked me how I “always look so great,” so I thought I’d share with the world